Re: Would you __________ for ________?

[Agrapeinthesun]

No. I am being followed by Slenderman. Please help me ;-;.

Jump in a pool of gravy for 200 dollars?

[Chavvy]

I'd do it for less if it were KFC Gravy


Take this pill... I'm not telling you what it is... but if you eat it, you get £100. Would you eat it?

[Agrapeinthesun]

No. I use AUstralian dollars.

Eat this cookie for a lifetime supply of bread.

[Chavvy]

(Technically speaking, You'd be getting $156.38... yo... you might want that maybe?)

... wait... are those... raisins? MINE!

Sit in a random aisle in a supermarket for about an hour, then spontaneously wreck the place... for a back rub from this weird ginger star trek fan I found on the street?

[Damxge]

Sure
Wait...just read the whole thing...noooo



Dive from fifty foot platform into deep water for ten dollar?

[Bambi]

Ten dollar ten dollar gimme ten dollar!
M.I.N.E

Receive toe sucking from hobo for a cure to cancer?

[Damxge]

Ew, but yeah...

Get a bucket of goat blood poured on you for ten hamburgers?

[cyclonecasey]

Make 'em Cheeseburgers with extra ketchup, mustard, and onion and you've got a deal!

Dive into a pool of space goat vomit and diarrhea (futurama ref) for $1000000

[Agrapeinthesun]

No. Just no.

Would you slap 15 hobos for $150 dollars?

[MrSage]

yes.

would you eat a cooked dog's leg for a new pet dog of your choice?

[Damxge]

yes

Remove thy own digits on the left hand to get a single, unruled wish that doesn't include new fingers?

[Agrapeinthesun]

Yes. I'd wish for the ability to fly. Then I'd get new fingers at a doctors.

Take 3 of your nails off for 10 years worth of Pocky?

[cyclonecasey]

No...

Sever your big toes (which supposedly messes up your balance) for $500 per toe?

[Damxge]

No.

Stick your tongue in a fan set on high for ten bucks?

[cyclonecasey]

Ahhh... no!

Remove your big toes (which supposedly messes up your balance) for $500 each?

[Damxge]

I already said no! >


dive from highdive to prove yourself to someone important to you?

[cyclonecasey]

Not good at diving... how about a cannon ball or a pin drop?

BELLYFLOP from a high dive for $50?

[Damxge]

Did that this summer at camp, got a total of 150 for it from various people who bet against me.
I was sore for a week though.

Make a new smiley for an award?

[cyclonecasey]

If I HAVE made a new smiley... (or at least a better version of one) Where's my award, boy?

Help an old lady with her bags for a simple smile?

[Damxge]

Of course

Chug a quart of Dr. Pepper then do thirty jumping jacks for fifty bucks?

[Wait, you made a smiley? Gimmeh gimmeh gimmeh]

[cyclonecasey]

I wouldn't want to do either, let alone together!

(Not until I get mah award! lolololololololol hahahaha!)

Drink piss to safe your life?

[Damxge]

Yes

Hand over the smiley and you'll get your award >_>
Its like the end of a Tarantino movie!
Guy 1: PUT THE GUN DOWN
Guy2: YOU PUT THE GUN DOWN
Guy1: CALM DOWN AND LOWER YOUR WEAPON
Guy2: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, LETS JUST RELAX FOR A SECOND, PUT THE GUNS DOWN
Guy1: ALRIGHT, ON THE COUNT OF THREE



Smash your phone for a new laptop?

[cyclonecasey]

How about smash my phone for a BETTER phone? I miss my iPhone and the replacement SUCKS!

Smash your TV for a Moterbike?

(and are you being serious about an award or are you just teasing the crazy obsessed person?)

[Damxge]

No, I'm dead serious.

Yes, I'd smash the tv for a motorbike


Work at a laundrimat for whatever you can find in peoples' pockets?

[cyclonecasey]

Hells yeah!

Punch a bouncer for $100

(remember now?)

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