Re: jokes for everyone

killer8529 Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:54 am

..............falls dead in suprise
why is there three of you blane..........
and now four and.........
you cloned your self didnt you........
*closes eyes* sh*t...............
um blane whats that big thing behind you.........
*giant blane head comes forward into light*.........
......why dose this not suprise me

The Skooglie Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:26 am

thats not a joke thats a lack of imagination

why was the blond fired from the M&M factory
she was throwing away all the W's

killer8529 Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:29 am

and thats just a stolen joke and it was not ment to be a joke

also is it getting hot in hear
looks around and why is it so dark

Legotransform Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:32 pm

Gogeta!Vegito!Kill Blane

Vegito:BEAM SWORD SLASH!

Gogeta:STARDUST BREAKER!

Blane dies

MrSage Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:53 am

What's brown and sticky?

Spoiler:

killer8529 Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:07 pm

Blane gets back up
"oy say this to any girl as see what happenes"
you : has anyone ever call you cute
girl: nope
you : its normal
and there you have it fokes runnigfor the hills with half a the grils in school running after you is fun believe me if you dont get it your an idiot

I<3TheDragonLord Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:10 pm

What's faster than a fifty cents coin rolling down a hill?

The aboriginal running after it ! Bahaha

I<3TheDragonLord Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:12 pm

What's even faster than the aboriginal ?

A dragon !

SoNanoka? Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:18 pm

OK that's racist [the first one].

What's worse than a worm in your apple?
Micheal Jackson's Plastic Surgery

**Damxge** Fri Jul 13, 2012 5:23 am

HAhahahahahah /^^^\
That one I like.

Here's a racist one,

Spoiler:

You have to figure it out Tongue

MrSage Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:56 pm

What's worse than seven babies in a dumpster?

A baby in seven dumpsters.

Legotransform Fri Jul 13, 2012 5:39 pm

Cross wrote:HAhahahahahah /^^^\
That one I like.

Here's a racist one,
Spoiler:
You have to figure it out

Co-co pops?

**Bambi** Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:23 pm

What do you call a black guy with expensive shoes? : Thief
What do you call an aboriginal driving a car? :Thief
What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? :A pilot you racist prick!

**cyclonecasey** Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:31 pm

uh huh...

MrSage Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:22 am

What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?

Spoiler:

killer8529 Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:38 pm

......what i lost with that one

LadyTerra Thu Sep 13, 2012 7:53 am

Sage, I see what you did there.

What is the worst thing on earth?

Whatever you say.

**Bambi** Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:26 pm

what's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Spoiler:

**cyclonecasey** Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:11 pm

What's the difference between a circus performers and a whores?

Spoiler:

**Bambi** Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:14 pm

I have one similar to that but it's really gross...
I won't say it.

**cyclonecasey** Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:30 pm

Say it!
Say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it!

**Bambi** Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:36 pm

FINE!

Spoiler:

**cyclonecasey** Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:38 pm

and the punchline?

**Bambi** Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:50 pm

Spoiler:

**cyclonecasey** Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:30 pm

So pretty much quite similar to mine...

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